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TMI Tuesday - 7/10/2012


Michael's Answers


1. I could spend all day _______  but couldn’t stand five minutes  _______ .
I could spend all day reading, but couldn't stand five minutes with nothing to do.
Although I'm efficient in a work setting, I'm as productive as I wish to be in my own home, as I'm easily distracted by a good read, whether it's a book, on my kindle, or a blog I read when I'm at my computer.  I can easily get lost in books for hours at a time, but I hate being bored, sitting around with nothing to do.  I realized yesterday that one of my biggest nightmares would be to be trapped inside an elevator with absolutely nothing to do or read.
alt. answer - I could spend all day fucking but couldn’t stand five minutes trapped inside and elevator.

2. I would love to have a robot in my house to do _______  because no one else ever does.
I would love to have a robot in my house to do yardwork because no one else ever does.  I don't mind working in the yard when the weather's nice and my allergies are not bothering me, but it seems like those two occurrences coincide less and less often these days.  Serafina does more than her share of yardwork, and the garden full of raspberry, blueberry and strawberry bushes is also her domain.  A robot to mow my yard and rake leaves would be priceless, because those tasks are just a tedious bore!
alt. answer - I would love to have a robot in my house to give the dog a bath because no one else ever does.

3. The older you get the more _______  you get.
The older you get the more stiff you get.  Serafina and I both have arthritis in our lower backs, I'd still be asleep in bed right now if back pain hadn't got me up at 5am this morning.  The stiffness and pain associated with our arthritis seems to get worse as we get older, so this is very much the first thing that popped into mind to fill in this blank.
alt. answer - The older you get the more crotchety you get. (ya ever hear of a crotchety young man?)

4. I want to  _______  when I _______  .
I want to surf sex blogs when I'm at work.  I do a lot of volunteering. I spend more time volunteering than some folks spend working a "real" job.  I like helping people, I'm mostly my own boss, yadda yadda, there's 100 reasons why I give away my services rather than work a normal job.  The only thing that chafes upon me, because I'm working out of a business where a number of good friends work, as well as using their internet and printers, so that I'm not free to visit my online friends websites from work.  In the grand scheme of things this isn't a big problem, but upon occasion it irritates.
alt. answer - I want to be a porn star when I grow up.

5. My appetite for _______ can never be satisfied.
My appetite for Serafina can never be satisfied.
Like I said, I'm not called a Master of the Obvious for nothing!
alt. answer - My appetite for BDSM can never be satisfied.

Bonus: If I were a hoarder, I would hoard _______ .
If I were a hoarder, I would hoard floggers.  Doh!  Duh!  Some might say I have an unhealthy obsession with floggers.  I'll give them the obsession part, and yes, I may need a 12 step program to break my addiction for purchasing my favorite BDSM tool.  I just don't understand how anyone could think it's unhealthy . . . I'm just a red-blooded all-american pervert, nothing wrong with being part of that subspecies!
alt. answer - If I were a hoarder, I would hoard lubricants.

Serafina's Answers

1. I could spend all day _______  but couldn’t stand five minutes  _______ .
I could spend all day working on projects, or crafts or even sewing.  I love having Master's attention all day long every weekend.  I hate being alone with nothing to do, or in a crowd where everyone is snobbish.

2. I would love to have a robot in my house to do _______  because no one else ever does.
I sometimes need a double of me so more things get done faster. A robot clone would work!

3. The older you get the more _______  you get.
 You get more creaky and grumpy, as you ache more in so many new places


4. I want to  _______  when I _______  .
I want to loose about 20 lbs so I can look and feel better, and look awesome in a corset

5. My appetite for _______ can never be satisfied.
I can never be done learning.  To not learn is to die. I can never get enough of exploring cool places in NorthAmerica.



Bonus: If I were a hoarder, I would hoard _______ .
I am a hoarder- of sorts. . . I just know that the moment you get rid of something you realize that that is exactly what I need later.  Not that I would know that UNLESS! I had got rid of that particular thing I likely would not have remembered it even existed!  I tend to be a discriminate hoarder and save back what is repeatedly useful like tools and such.









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