"Jack's Blowjob Lessons" - Book Review

fellatrice (plural fellatrices)

1. (rare) A woman who performs fellatio; a fellatrix.

 Serafina won't be blowing one of those silly noise makers at midnight tonight.

My darling Serafina is a fascinating woman.  She came to me after bearing and raising four children, but had experienced one man’s cock in her mouth on a single occasion, and never any anything anal.  She was a total neophyte in the world of BDSM and fetish pleasures.  Until 2011, she struggled giving pleasure orally, it was an odd remnant of her strict religious upbringing.  She confessed to me once that anal sex was easier for her, and seemed less taboo than sucking a man's cock.

As we conclude 2011, I can confide to you that my Serafina no longer struggles at all sucking my cock.  Rather, quite the opposite, she's given me the most passionate and intense blowjob I've ever experienced.  That's saying a lot, as I spent 15 years in a polyamorous relationship with Ms Torment who prided herself on being a world class fellatrice.

So here's a review of the book Serafina gives some credit for making her a world class cocksucker (my choice of words, not necessarily hers.)  About the time this post has been scheduled to appear (12:01 AM New Years Day) I plan to be enjoying her new skills.

Like I said, Serafina won't be blowing one of those silly noise makers at midnight!

Jack Hutson  wrote a guide book titled "Jack's Blowjob Lessons" together with an old friend, Tanya J.  His website can be found here.  he also has a blog, but it can be difficult to find here it is.


There is a healthy bit of information there for those who can't or don't want to purchase the book.  I understand Jack is the self publisher, and one can acquire the book in an electronic edition only.  I am not aware if there is a kindle version.  You are allowed to print your one copy.   However IMO the price of $49. is exorbitant.  Violet Blue’s book, The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio, is $17.


Jack Hutson's style of writing is pretty  much straight from the hip, he speaks today's generation's lingo.  I can easily see that his simplistic vocabulary and short short chapters would be the top choice for most who have busy lives and don't always have time to read a long extensive book.  It is full of grammatical errors, so I guess he doesn't incorporate a spell-checker.


One could pick any page anywhere, and get information.  No matter where you would begin reading, you quickly observe just how passionate Jack Hutson gets about attitude as he re-iterates every opportunity he gets.  I agree that attitude is everything. But Jack repeats his tune over and over. . . and. . .

Jack does not stop at advice for giving the best mind-bending orgasms, he reaches across the entire relationship as well and applies the attitudes there.  In fact, why be concerned about giving a great blowjob if the relationship does not mean that much?  Unless you earn a living giving blowjobs, Jack speaks to the average kinkster here.

But aside from being very egostisticle he makes one very grave error by stating . . . .  “swallowing (semen) — reduces the chances of getting STD’s  when giving head” Other bloggers have much more to say about Jack the ripoff:

Insane Hussein
A Bedroom Blog
Hey Euphoria 
Jack’s Blowjob Lesson: the scam and the take-down

The offer to review and study material on giving great, successful blowjobs came at a time when I very much was looking for it.  I had a few books on the topic, and The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio from Violet Blue.  This book, however gives the entire male point of view and what he has observed his own pleasure and exactly why and what makes that pleasure happen, and then he shares it for the rest of us. How lucky we are!
I can tell you that I would never do a blowjob in public toilets or other dirty places as he suggests. 

I am learning that starting while in the shower together is a very good method for me.  The number one issue of . . umm how clean is it? is resolved by a sensuous scrub.  The warm water is soothing and comforting. It helps me focus.


I would have just one more tip to share and that is for those like me who are still struggling with the texture and or taste of semen.  What I am learning is that the more of my tongue I engage, the less surface there is to get taste from.  By using my tongue this way actually gives him more pleasure, and the more pleasure he gets the less I think about my personal issues.

dinner and a movie?

I went to see Deep Throat because I'm fond of animal pictures . . . I thought it was about giraffes.
    --  Bob Hope

Serafina and I are watching a movie on Netflix - Inside Deep Throat.  It's said that Deep Throat made pornography what it is today, changing the nature of pornographic sex from art to money.

The 1970's were a strange and confusing time for both of us, I was in my teens, she her twenties.  Neither of is saw the original when it came out, I watched a copy on VHS in the 80's with a friend from school days.

In terms of writing a running review as we watch, my first observation is that the use of Dennis Hopper as narrator for this documentary is a plus.  But, I wonder if perhaps they were paying him by the word, because his interspersed comments are pretty sparse.

Looking back at that decade, the news clips etc., it does bring back memories.  Nixon was ugly, not just physically.  The feline with the mustache named Hitler was, however, quite cute.  And, Harry Reems is still an awesome porn name.

Watching a simple adult movie cause such controversy is a little unsettling.  Seeing the FBI get involved is more than just unsettling.  I'm (obviously) a free speech advocate, so seeing the government charge everyone on down to projectionists with some kind of crime is anything but a hoot.

The government in my bedroom is bad enough, but seeing the mob get involved is scarier still.  One theater owner refused to pay his cut, his movie house burnt down, or so the story goes.  Creepiest of all is Larry Parrish, former federal prosecutor from Memphis.

Belay that . . .

Creepiest is Linda Lovelace on stage, with feminists clinging to her, claiming to have been a hostage throughout the whole thing.

Statistic - in 2002 Hollywood released 467 films. 11,303 adult films were released that year.

Fact - the obscenity laws used to prosecute Deep Throat's makers remain unchanged today.

Deep Throat is a landmark pornographic film in that it launched the brief “porno chic” movement in the early `70s, where it became fashionable for couples to attend softcore porn films like Behind The Green Door, Debbie Does Dallas and The Devil In Miss Jones. Even celebrities like Johnny Carson, Jack Nicholson and Barbara Waters have admitted to attending films during this time.